The Whispering Rocket Underground Rapid Transit System is a transport service that Razputin and Ford Cruller use to get to places around Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. It has a built-in voice which can talk to whomever is using it. It belongs to Ford Cruller, and it thinks anyone that is using it is Ford Cruller. It calls Cruller by each of his multiple personas based on where he is going. Raz can access it by jumping in to one of the many hollow stumps around camp.