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To promote niceness. To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone. To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To destroy all who would harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective.

–The Rainbow Squirts' Pledge of Purpose

The Rainbow Squirts are a group of girl scouts encountered in The Milkman Conspiracy in Psychonauts.

Appearance[]

The Rainbow Squirts resemble girl scouts. Each one wears a badge sash over a striped red-green girl scout uniform. They get around on white, outdoor roller skates with red wheels. They wear green beanies with their scout logo sewed on. They have red pigtails, brown eyes, and orange skin. All of them are shorter than Raz.

Description[]

The delightful minions of the Den Mother, sworn to protect the Milk Man at all costs. They can be found roller-skating around the neighborhood in Boyd’s mind, occasionally following Raz suspiciously and whispering to the bushes. While sweet and innocent in appearance, you certainly don’t want to be around when they toss their cookies.

Old Psychopedia description

The Rainbow Squirts are intended to represent a girls' organization like the real-life Girl Scouts or Brownies. The girls rollerskate around the neighborhood selling cookies.

Story[]

Towards the end of "The Milkman Conspiracy", Razputin goes to the book depository and finds someone shooting at him and other G-Men on the way to the building. When Raz reaches the building, he finds out that the shooter is a Rainbow Squirt. The Rainbow Squirt jumps off the building and her box of cookies explodes and kills off some G-men. It is revealed that the cookies are actually explosives. Razputin eventually discovers the Squirts' meeting house and meets their leader, the Den Mother. Here, it is revealed the Rainbow Squirts harbor the secret hiding place of the Milkman, and they will do anything it takes to protect this secret.

They are killed in battle against Boyd Cooper's Censors and the G-Men, while Raz is battling the Den Mother. Pieces of their bodies can be seen lying on the ground outside their house. Raz can smash the bodies to reveal Arrowheads, health, and ammo.

Trivia[]

  • Using Clairvoyance on any Rainbow Squirt shows Raz as a grinning burglar stealing a milk bottle.
  • If Raz picks up a Rainbow Squirt with Telekinesis, she'll threaten to scream for the police.
  • If Raz attempts to speak with a Rainbow Squirt, she’ll warn him to cease conversation with her, as he would cause her to get into trouble for speaking of the Milkman. This is meant to imply that they are not even allowed to speak of the Milkman in conversation.
  • The Rainbow Squirts have no visible mouths.
  • The Rainbow Squirts' color scheme is primarily teal and orange, much like Kochamara. They also have a similar skin tone to Coach Oleander's. This may hint to them being created by Oleander's hypnosis.

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