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Milka Phage

I am the Hideous Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata! I can breathe air and love to eat the brains of little boys!

–Milka, trying to scare Benny Fideleo

Milka Phage is a seven year old psychic camper at Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. Milka is a master of invisibility, disappearing when anyone gets too close to her. She is the girlfriend of Elton Fir, with whom she kisses often throughout the game and of whom she is very protective. She is prone to seizures.

Background[]

Her mother didn’t like looking at her because she reminded her of Milka’s father. So she just stayed invisible as long as she could, until she reached the point that she could remain invisible for three days straight. When she was dropped off at Whispering Rock, she ran into the woods and ate bugs for few days. She used to have crush on Quentin but transferred her affections to Elton after apparently having a vision/seizure during dinner. With the help of a fish and Milka’s terrible lungfish impersionation, she and Elton start going steady.

Old Psychopedia description

Milka claims she used to go invisible a lot at home because of her mother could not bear to see her face, since she looks so much like her father, whom her mother hated. Being invisible meant Milka could spend time with her mother without "her saying something mean". From comments on Milka's Campster profile, she and her mother don't get along well, although Milka is still fond of her.

Personality[]

I like to be invisible. If I could do it all the time I probably would. My mom used to ask me to do it. She said it was hard too look at my face because it looked so much like Dad's. I can stay invisible for a long time. Once I did it for three days. It saves me a lot of trouble whenever I have to run away from home, because I can just write a note, and hide out, invisible-style in my room for as long as I want. Sneak down to the fridge when I'm hungry. Hang out with my mom for as long as I want without her saying something mean. It's a good time. And my cat can still see me, somehow, and that's all that matters.

–Milka's Campster page description

Milka is very shy and likes to hide using invisibility.

Appearance[]

Milka has auburn hair, light brown skin, and brown eyes. Her short hair is styled in a center part. She wears a striped orange and yellow shirt, black and white sneakers, and dark green shorts. She has four fingers on each hand.

Psychonauts[]

Little is known of Milka other than the fact that she turns invisible when Razputin walks towards her, and that she is attracted to Elton. After earning the Basic Braining merit badge, she can be found drawing a picture of Elton in the Main Lodge. Later, when Elton asks Raz to stop the bullies from hurting the fish, Milka pretends to be the Lake Monster in order to get them to stop (it works, Benny even outright flees). After that she and Elton can be seen holding hands on the dock, then kissing by the cave that leads to the GPC and Wilderness Area.

Her brain can be found at the Asylum Lower Floors in a basket hanging from a rope and weighed down by a bunch of crows. Getting too close will cause the crows to fly away and the basket to raise itself out of reach. It can only be reached via invisibility. After returning both her brain and Elton's, they can be seen kissing at the docks.

Psychic Abilities[]

  • Invisibility: She uses this ability to hide whenever anyone comes near her.

Trivia[]

  • Apparently, Milka boasts to have once stayed invisible for three days straight. She also hid in the woods for the first few days at camp.
  • Milka's hometown is Knoxville, Tennessee.
  • A message of hers on the bulletin board fiercely warns Lili Zanotto, Kitty Bubai, and Franke Athens to stay away from Elton, and claims she threw the homework he did for them into the lake.
  • Milka and Elton's Campster pages reveal that Milka had a crush on Quentin before having a violent seizure, during which she got a vision that led her to fixate on Elton instead. For some reason, she refers to Quentin as "Crispen" multiple times on Campster.
  • Using Clairvoyance on her reveals she sees Raz as a shoe (she listens for footsteps, in order to turn invisible when they get too close).
  • Milka has a cat that she appears to care for very much. It can still see her even when she's invisible.
  • In the lodge Milka can be seen drawing Elton with little hearts around him.
  • Her favorite movie is Hollow Man.
  • Her favorite book is Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume.
  • Elton writes this statement on her Campster page: Milka, you have shown me that you're never to old to change. You saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I'm kissing. You are like the siren who called this old sailor to shore. The ship of my heart is dashed upon the jagged rocks of your love, in the best way. Oh, that reminds me. I found your retainer in my neckerchief. - Elton
  • Her Psychadet rank is Psychic Scout.
  • She never addresses Raz by his name, and is the only character to do this.
  • According to her old Myspace page, Milka's zodiac sign is Virgo.

References/Notes[]

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